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Stacy A @RT40002508 5d Run! Fast! I'd give this movie a zero if I could. It is terrible. First of all the writing is terrible. There are NO original ideas. Part of the movie mimics "Fury", another mimics "Saving Private Ryan", and then they drag in "Stranger Things" and some vampire BS. The CGI is laughable, the costumes are all different, dress uniform of the officer is wrinkled, and there's no insignia on anything. They are in a vehicle like an APC (not even sure if it is from WWII). I'm assuming the actors are British but their accents are all over the place. One moment you see them (POV) driving a dirt road. A scene later their back in the same pasture they are always in. I only watched it to have a laugh. I'm pretty sure I could have made a better movie when I was in Jr. High. Story is like swiss cheese (holes everywhere. The only reason to watch is for the humor. Total trash! See more Marius R @RT83649870 Sep 1 What a waste of time. Cgi bullshit, story bullshit, acting....a low class pornstar does a better job. Who editted this crap and the filming ....parkinson? You can do this in a saturday. Don"t bother to watch. See more Keith N @RT82930336 05/07/2025 Haywire is about the shortest movie I have ever wasted my time on! I want to sue to get my time back! Do not waste your time on this shirt movie!! It starts out leading you to think it is a WWII movie but about haft way in to the movie they find a little girl about 7 years old, that is a zombie in disguise and she runs around killing everyone, in the dumbest most fake looking slap fights you have ever seen, I mean looks like she is barely touching her victims you are sure to hate this movie as much as I do. the worst piece of filming crap I have ever seen!! Looks as if the 7 year old directed the movie as well, as did the worst acting you ever saw! See more Luca V @RT35096982 02/12/2025 Interesting start. Absolutely joke of CGI for blood and explosion. Crappy after first 20 minutes . See more Read all reviews

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