Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
Cinematical film critic.
Annihilation (2018)
88%
2.5/4
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“Annihilation gets momentum from the deeper it pushes into the uncertainties of ecology and the self.” –
Slant Magazine
Feb 21, 2018
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Edge of Darkness (2010)
54%
1.5/4
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“A shot that defiantly fixes on Mel Gibson's balding pate from behind is the only evidence of the volatile actor-director's famous penchant for cinematic self-flagellation here.” –
Slant Magazine
Jan 25, 2010
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The Paranoids (2008)
45%
1.5/4
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“A frustratingly underdeveloped Argentinian dramedy about the perils of emotional retreat.” –
Slant Magazine
Jan 22, 2010
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Sherlock Holmes (2009)
70%
2.5/4
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“Pop culture's most enduring sleuth gets a welcome, modernized makeover in Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes.” –
Slant Magazine
Dec 24, 2009
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Nine (2009)
39%
1.5/4
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“Marshall overlooks the potentially unsavory dimensions of a reputed scaliwag director's sex life in favor of a succession of bloodlessly PG-13 encounters heavy on implication.” –
Slant Magazine
Dec 16, 2009
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Serious Moonlight (2009)
21%
0/4
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“Hopefully Serious Moonlight will not become Meg Ryan's Trog: an embarrassing, final starring role in an otherwise respectable movie star career that has sputtered to a halt in recent years.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 30, 2009
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Ninja Assassin (2009)
26%
2/4
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“Ninja Assassin has little opportunity to fill its action-free beats with dread or tension.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 27, 2009
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The Messenger (2009)
90%
3/4
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“These largely self-contained vignettes are harrowing, the source of a font of raw emotional release that could never be otherwise captured except through a presumably invasive documentary process.” –
Slant Magazine
Nov 11, 2009
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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
26%
1/4
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“An illogical, campy joke of a movie that suffers hugely in comparison to F. Gary Gray's earlier ****-the-injustice-system thriller The Negotiator.” –
Slant Magazine
Oct 16, 2009
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An Education (2009)
93%
3/4
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“The emotional maturity of a sheltered teen in post-war austerity Britain is thoroughly tested in An Education.” –
Slant Magazine
Oct 6, 2009
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Whip It (2009)
86%
1.5/4
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“There's a lot of underlying potential here, but there seems to have been no one around to whip it into shape.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 29, 2009
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Surrogates (2009)
37%
1.5/4
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“Mostow demonstrates an uncharacteristic lack of subtlety throughout that suggests a diminishment of skills for the man who helmed the crackerjack kidnap thriller Breakdown.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 25, 2009
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Disgrace (2008)
83%
2/4
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“It's not Coetzee's assertion that the white minority South Africans must go a ways toward assimilating into African life to remain relevant that invites deep scrutiny, but the narrow vision presented here of Africanization as something akin to wilding.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 17, 2009
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Jennifer's Body (2009)
47%
2.5/4
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“Represents a cornucopia of ideas, both comedy and horror, and the determination of the filmmakers to simply play the odds of getting more elements right than wrong instead of pursuing a purer vision makes it a mixed viewing experience.” –
Slant Magazine
Sep 16, 2009
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Taking Woodstock (2009)
47%
2/4
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“Taking Woodstock fails to immerse us in the visceral feeling of being there.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 27, 2009
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Fifty Dead Men Walking (2008)
83%
3/4
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“Impressively compact in its storytelling and visually sumptuous despite a budget of pocket-change proportions.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 21, 2009
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Bandslam (2009)
81%
1/4
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“I Can't Go On, I'll Go On is the name of the bubblegum rock group at the center of Bandslam, as well as a useful mantra for any moviegoer struggling to make it all the way through this depressingly phony approximation of a teen tragicomedy.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 11, 2009
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
33%
2/4
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“Sommers seems to be operating under what he perceives as a pact between himself and his 11-year-old fanbase, to simply provide them with as much awesome **** as he's allowed to shovel at the screen.” –
Slant Magazine
Aug 6, 2009
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Shrink (2009)
27%
1.5/4
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“Though it never rains frogs in Shrink, the influence of Magnolia on this sprawling portrait of West L.A.'s rich-and-miserable couldn't be more pronounced.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 23, 2009
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A Woman in Berlin (2008)
82%
1.5/4
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“As quickly as possible, the initial, brutal encounters are concluded and the film is hurried along to its second, plot-heavy incarnation as a healing-and-reconciliation drama.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 15, 2009
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Deadgirl (2008)
33%
1.5/4
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“The appeal of Deadgirl depends exclusively on the intriguing image at its center.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 7, 2009
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
46%
2/4
EDIT
“This third entry in the animated kiddie series appears to be more, um, fair and balanced.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 6, 2009
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The Girl From Monaco (2008)
48%
1.5/4
EDIT
“The Girl from Monaco is a frustratingly suspense-free affair.” –
Slant Magazine
Jul 1, 2009
Full Review
My Sister's Keeper (2009)
47%
1.5/4
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“My Sister's Keeper suffers from sheer sloppiness of script that results in scenes of comedic frivolity coming off as screechingly forced.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 25, 2009
Full Review
Imagine That (2009)
41%
1/4
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“In its minimalism that borders on self-parody, Imagine That is reminiscent of M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening.” –
Slant Magazine
Jun 11, 2009
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