Lorien Haynes
Lorien Haynes's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Tess (1979)
81%
4/5
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“Not as good as the novel, but still has much to recommend it, not least the evocative Oscar-winning photography. ” –
Radio Times
Nov 11, 2025
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Wuthering Heights (1992)
31%
1/5
EDIT
“A film that really should never have been made, it'll have you running back to the book to remember just how good it is.” –
Radio Times
Nov 27, 2019
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Quartet (1981)
47%
3/5
EDIT
“Not as successful or lauded as Ivory's later EM Forster adaptations, A Room with a View and Howards End, but it's worth a look nevertheless.” –
Radio Times
May 16, 2019
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Xanadu (1980)
33%
1/5
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“A laugh if only for its mind-boggling awfulness.” –
Radio Times
Apr 1, 2019
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Stepmom (1998)
45%
4/5
EDIT
“Despite its unappealing title, this is an incredibly touching and sophisticated film about life after divorce that examines the tricky issue of bringing a new partner into the family set-up.” –
Radio Times
Apr 1, 2019
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Cruel Intentions (1999)
54%
3/5
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“The depth gone, this is simply an entertaining romp that's easily surpassed by Stephen Frears's earlier adaptation of the tale.” –
Radio Times
Mar 20, 2019
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The Blue Lagoon (1980)
12%
2/5
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“It's all very, very silly.” –
Radio Times
Feb 1, 2018
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Head Office (1986)
0%
1/5
EDIT
“Sadly Reinhold fails to be funny enough to carry the movie and the only sparky moments are down to support characters Don Novello and Richard Masur.” –
Radio Times
Oct 27, 2015
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Silkwood (1983)
77%
4/5
EDIT
“It's a thought-provoking film that asks questions about the safety of the nuclear power industry that are still pertinent.” –
Radio Times
Mar 4, 2015
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I Dreamed of Africa (2000)
10%
2/5
EDIT
“Given contemporary African issues, the film doesn't ring true or do anything beyond skate over a familiar and all-too melodramatic surface.” –
Radio Times
Jul 23, 2014
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A Smile Like Yours (1997)
6%
2/5
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“The direction is unfocused and the end result is patchy.” –
Radio Times
Jul 22, 2014
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My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
13%
1/5
EDIT
“As naff and dreadful as the title suggests.” –
Radio Times
Jul 15, 2014
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Electric Dreams (1984)
45%
1/5
EDIT
“Shot by director Steve Barron in the style of a pop promo, Electric Dreams starts brightly but ultimately disintegrates.” –
Radio Times
Apr 1, 2014
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Shakespeare in Love (1998)
92%
5/5
EDIT
“Taking the writing process behind Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet as its inspiration, John Madden's follow-up to Mrs Brown combines contemporary humour with a convincing 16th-century setting.” –
Radio Times
Feb 11, 2014
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About a Boy (2002)
93%
4/5
EDIT
“Genuinely funny and moving, this is both an endearing examination of masculinity and a challenge to male isolationism.” –
Radio Times
Feb 10, 2014
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American Beauty (1999)
87%
5/5
EDIT
“British theatre director Sam Mendes made an astonishing film debut with this sublime black comedy about midlife crises.” –
Radio Times
Jan 28, 2014
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To Rome With Love (2012)
47%
3/5
EDIT
“Baldwin, Cruz and Davis shine in a farce that overstretches itself into bellylaugh hits, but also some satirical misses.” –
Empire Magazine
Sep 9, 2012
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Rust and Bone (2012)
81%
9/10
EDIT
“It is terribly intense, and French. There is no other way to describe it.” –
Movieline
Sep 7, 2012
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Hope Springs (2012)
75%
6/10
EDIT
“The movie is an unsatisfying combination of touching and excruciating, and a large part of the problem stems from Frankel's attempt to hammer such serious and sensitive subject matter into a half-hearted comedy.” –
Movieline
Aug 9, 2012
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Crazy Heart (2009)
90%
EDIT
“It's not possible to flaw Bridges here. Akin to Falstaff, the detail of his characterisation - from stagger to cough to swagger to song - is fascinating. But he needs more thorough contextualisation to fly.” –
Little White Lies
Feb 19, 2010
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The Soloist (2009)
56%
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“Wright's major mistake is the flashback to Nathaniel's background. Mundane, TV movie simplistic and, ironically, very middle-class patronising, it causes the film's trajectory to go limp.” –
Little White Lies
Sep 25, 2009
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(500) Days of Summer (2009)
86%
4/5
EDIT
“(500) Days of Summer is a great film - a step in genre and gender development that will be referenced for years to come. And aside from all that, it's really good fun.” –
Little White Lies
Sep 4, 2009
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Land of the Lost (2009)
27%
2/5
EDIT
“Neither conventional action-adventure or enough of an out-there pastiche, this really is the land of the lost.” –
Little White Lies
Jul 31, 2009
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Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
74%
EDIT
“Far from being a tragic grind, Sunshine Cleaning is one long, wonderful irony. It feels like a first film - delicate, fresh and female.” –
Little White Lies
Jul 3, 2009
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The Portrait of a Lady (1996)
48%
3/5
EDIT
“Not as successful for director Jane Campion as The Piano, this costume drama based on Henry James's novel nevertheless makes for compelling viewing.” –
Radio Times
Mar 27, 2009
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