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Keith Simanton

Keith Simanton's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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The Avengers (1998) 5% 1.5/4 EDIT “To answer the question at hand, yes, The Avengers is pretty bad. Not slip-a-disk-running-from-the-theater kind of bad, but a shift-in-your-seat, "oh-for-goodness'-sake-get-on-with-it!" kind of bad.” – Seattle Times Jul 8, 2014 Full Review The Matrix (1999) 83% 3.5/4 EDIT “Extremely violent, extremely preposterous, extremely entertaining, The Matrix succeeds at two extremely difficult tasks: as a vast, exciting virtual-reality movie and as a defibrillator for Keanu Reeves' big screen career.” – Seattle Times Oct 21, 2013 Full Review Face/Off (1997) 93% 2.5/4 EDIT “Face/Off is a full-blooded, movie-going experience. It's 100 percent movie.” – Seattle Times Aug 2, 2013 Full Review Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 4% 2/4 EDIT “[A] truly horrid sequel.” – Seattle Times May 28, 2013 Full Review Bitter Moon (1992) 64% EDIT “You laugh, but you watch, and sometimes you watch without laughing at all. It's a cruise on the wild side with no Dramamine required.” – Movieline Nov 12, 2001 Full Review Blue Streak (1999) 35% EDIT “Since the characters are pretty simple, and the plot wafer-thin, there's not a lot for Martin to do but fall back on wild histrionics and facial explosions.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Inspector Gadget (1999) 20% EDIT “If 700 monkeys typed for 700 years, one of them would come up with Hamlet. Give them a week, and six would come up with Inspector Gadget.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Double Jeopardy (1999) 28% EDIT “Double Jeopardy principally works as a suspense film for an early autumn evening.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Anne Frank Remembered (1995) 97% EDIT “If this is not the best film about the Holocaust, it does strongly chronicle the sad fate of one of its most famous victims.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Battlefield Earth (2000) 3% 1.5/4 EDIT “The only people this film could recruit are members of the rock band Kiss, who, with their high-heeled boots and face paint, might figure they've got a spot if this alien thing ever really came down.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Dead Man Walking (1995) 97% EDIT “Sarandon, who won the Oscar for Best Actress for this role, is superb, but Penn is extraordinary.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Harriet the Spy (1996) 47% EDIT “There's dancing, and bubble blowing and bed bouncing that's entirely aimless and Harriet's neighborhood sleuthing becomes particularly pointless.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review House on Haunted Hill (1999) 31% EDIT “Instead of thrill and chills, it's kills and spills.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review My Dog Skip (2000) 73% EDIT “My Dog Skip probes the concaves of memory to tell an honest tale and produce what is easily one of the best films for the entire family.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) 77% EDIT “Silly, sweet movie.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 16% EDIT “It verges on the misanthropic and necrophiliac; more in love with the absence of characters, their demise, than with flesh and blood.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Rumble in the Bronx (1995) 81% EDIT “Chan, doing everything at once including all his own stunts, has an infectious energy that will help to remind you why you love movies.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Multiplicity (1996) 45% EDIT “Keaton does a dandy job by his four Dougs, but the problem is a script that assumes a physical comedian can do it all, including twisting characters to make them fit the plot line. It doesn't work.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Three to Tango (1999) 29% EDIT “Three to Tango isn't a waste of time, it's just a middling affair, which would have been better as NBC's 'Romantic Comedy Movie of the Week'.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review The Astronaut's Wife (1999) 14% EDIT “All the leads need to be in a better production.” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review 12 Monkeys (1995) 88% EDIT “At one point Cole says that viewing the past is like watching a good movie, 'Every time you see it it's different, because you're different.' 12 Monkeys is a film that will do that, change as you change.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review The Substitute (1996) 42% EDIT “An angry, white, mercenary movie out to spill blood and beat its manly chest.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Fargo (1996) 94% EDIT “Uniquely fascinating.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review Mission: Impossible (1996) 67% EDIT “A fun and diverting summer movie, well worth the price of admission.” – Film.com Jan 1, 2000 Full Review The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) 69% EDIT “Top-notch!” – Seattle Times Jan 1, 2000 Full Review
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