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Christian Jones

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Red Sonja (2025) 56% 4/5 EDIT “After years of development hell, Red Sonja emerges as a rollicking sword-and-sorcery adventure. Bassett has crafted a film that feels both nostalgic and contemporary, a rare blend that deserves your attention.” – Starburst Sep 15, 2025 Full Review The Thicket (2024) 80% 4/5 EDIT “It’s a thought-provoking meditation on survival and integrity in a world teetering on the edge of collapse. ” – Starburst May 21, 2025 Full Review The Hitcher (1986) 65% 4/5 EDIT “Harmon’s tightly controlled direction generates an increasingly taut atmosphere as the body count rises, and Halsey futilely tries to extricate himself from the madness.” – Starburst Sep 24, 2024 Full Review You're Next (2023) 4/5 EDIT “Wingard takes the well-worn slasher/home-invasion tropes and has fun with them, expertly weaving them together.” – Starburst Sep 16, 2024 Full Review LOLA (2022) 98% 4/5 EDIT “Despite the micro-budget, Andrew Legge’s imagination transports us to a cleverly imagined past. ” – Starburst Jul 10, 2023 Full Review Raw Deal (1986) 31% 3/5 EDIT “... Despite the incongruity of Arnie [Schwarzenegger] attempting to fit in with the mob by slicking back his hair and wearing tailored suits, he actually makes Raw Deal watchable. ” – Starburst Nov 30, 2022 Full Review Madigan (1968) 75% 2/5 EDIT “The scenes scored to action sound more like the theme to a late-night talk show, and the romantic scenes are so bombastically saccharine that they practically scream, “Listen to the sweeping strings, the swell of the orchestra, this is romance!”” – Starburst Sep 16, 2022 Full Review Cat's Eye (1985) 68% 4/5 EDIT “Cat’s Eye is brimming with understated artistry that is a joy to watch.” – Starburst Jun 3, 2022 Full Review Clapboard Jungle (2020) 90% 4/5 EDIT “Through McConnell we get an insight into just how difficult it is in selling a film, attracting star names, practical effects and, of course, the dreaded financing.” – Starburst Apr 16, 2021 Full Review Romeo Is Bleeding (1993) 28% 2/5 EDIT “The film comes across as being an ironic pastiche rather than legitimate neo-noir.” – Starburst Mar 9, 2021 Full Review Two Evil Eyes (1990) 63% 7/10 EDIT “All in all, Two Evil Eyes is one evil eye with perfect vision. The other eye has a cataract.” – Starburst Oct 29, 2018 Full Review The Valley of Gwangi (1969) 73% 6/10 EDIT “The Valley of the Gwangi is a curious beast of a film.” – Starburst Mar 8, 2018 Full Review
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