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Ted

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When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
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Ted's "romance versus bromance" plot is familiar, but the film's held aloft by the high-concept central premise and a very funny (albeit inconsistent) script.

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Deborah Ross The Spectator 09/01/2018
The greatest compliment I can pay Seth MacFarlane's Ted is that although this is essentially one of those slacker, stoner comedies, and such comedies aren't really my thing... this did make me laugh quite a bit. Go to Full Review Violet Lucca Film Comment Magazine 06/28/2013
It is a film that seems to have an endless middle. Go to Full Review Donald Clarke Irish Times 08/03/2012
4/5
There's just enough mileage in the gag to keep the movie spluttering through an energetic series of pop-cultural references and broadly staged orgies of profanity. Go to Full Review José C. Donayre Guerrero EscribiendoCine 03/05/2024
8/10
With Family Guy-style jokes and references to Springfield, the humor, based on current topics such as homosexuality, sex, and other vices... permeates all elements of the film, from comedy to romance, suspense, action and comedy. [Full review in Spanish] Go to Full Review Don Shanahan Every Movie Has a Lesson 09/04/2023
2/5
"Ted," while extremely funny in individual jokes here and there, suffers from that lame and predictable story, especially for something that advertises itself to be as daring. Go to Full Review Brian Eggert Deep Focus Review 10/04/2022
3/4
Ted becomes a character that’s more than just a plot device or source of vulgar humor; he’s one of those oddly real characters brought to life by subtle and effective special FX. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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Harrison R. @tincuptitanjr 2d Funny sad and heart felt room for improvement See more Mark C. @mrpiggy1992 Jan 16 Seth MacFarlane best maguan opus ❤️ See more Maxsuel S @Maxine191 Jan 14 Um bom filme com uma história envolvente e uma boa ideia de Relacionamento vs Amizade,mais a única coisa que não me faz dar um 5 é o humor saturado e +18 que fica chato com o tempo,mais tirando isso gosto muito dos personagens e me apaguei ao ursinho Ted See more Dawn H Jan 12 Absolute bottom of the barrel. A waste of time watching even half of the movie—I skipped the second half. Imagine sacrificing everything to put your son through film school, and his first film turns out to be this garbage. A teddy bear, a symbol of birth, innocence, and early childhood, here smokes crack, snorts cocaine, and f...s prostitutes. Truly fitting for the pedophilic industry. Makes you want to vomit 🤮 A total disaster! See more DZ E @Ziggy88z Jan 4 85/100 I love that talking teddy bear See more Grayson G. @Gray. Jan 2 Sold stuff, if you want a cheap laugh you should definitely check it out See more Read all reviews
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Seth MacFarlane

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Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori

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Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

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Synopsis When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber, John Jacobs, Jason Clark
Screenwriter
Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Distributor
Universal Pictures
Production Co
Smart Entertainment, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films
Rating
R (Pervasive Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre
Comedy, Fantasy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Jun 29, 2012, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Jul 21, 2015
Box Office (Gross USA)
$218.6M
Runtime
1h 46m
Sound Mix
Dolby Atmos, SDDS, Dolby Digital, Datasat
Aspect Ratio
Flat (1.85:1)
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